Welcome to the RigRot EMS Lost & Found Auction — where misplaced gear, cursed equipment, and forgotten morale boosters go to find new trauma. Bid at your own risk. All items sold as-is, where found, and still slightly sticky.
Size M. Smells faintly of fear, regret, and hand sanitizer.
Current Bid: $4.20
Still inflates… mostly. Comes with a free patient complaint form.
Current Bid: $7.00
Contents unknown. Found under the bench seat. Rattles when shaken.
Current Bid: $11.37